I Wanna Be A Unicorn!

Every 1111 years, the stars align and allow for a pony to ascend to a higher plane of existence. They transcend their mortal shell and become the representation of every little girls dream: Magic, Rainbows and Horses. Ponies all around the world gather in the magical woods of Cornelius to fight to the death to get their chance at unicorn-hood.

This ancient and sacred ritual is known by many names: Gallop of carnage, Pony parade of death, Rainbow dance od destruction... but the most known name is what every pony is screaming when they run into the woods: 

" I WANNA BE A UNICORN! "

-Every Pony ever